New England to Become “Stonewallers”

After the New England Patriots name was changed to the Dodgers to accomodate Bill Belichick’s adept sidestepping of open and honest interchange, West Coast fans put up such a hue and cry that the name has been changed again.

“No way we want our proud and honest team associated with that disreputable franchise over in New England,” said L.A. Dodger fan Hector Sanders, especially emphasizing the word “honest.” “They just can’t call themselves the Dodgers!”

Enough pressure in the form of irate fans, plus the threat of a lawsuit from the Dodgers, caused the retreat.

The teams new name, at least as long as Belichick is the coach, will be the New England Stonewallers.


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